Well, here it is. My first one. A laser pointer. Truthfully, I’ve never gotten one of these because I have kids and I wouldn’t want to make a midnight trip to the hospital because one of them blew out his retina(s). Then I’d have to throw the laser pointer away and go cross-country as a road scholar preaching against the dangers of laser pointers in the proximity of retinas. I keep this one under lock and key to prevent such a situation from ever occurring. The only two reasons I can think of why people have laser pointer is they are frequent presenters or they have cats or dogs. I have three cats. And let me tell you the fun never stops at least until after the first 10 minutes. But now I can claim I am in that higher echelon of humans that owns a laser pointer. Now how many can admit that?